Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths. ~Lois Wyse

hellahealy:

missterclean:

*says racist islamaphobic shit on twitter*

*gets called out for it*

*deletes twitter*

*shares opinion to try and get message across to large audience*

*A previously depressed person gets told by thousands of people to go kill himself*

*deletes twitter* BECAUSE HE DOESNT NEED THIS SHIT

erlynntheemerald:

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So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

poptwart:

poptwart:

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta deal with my

ANNOYING AND OBSESSIVE PERSONALITY

millefeu:

you come into my house, you disrespect my aesthetic 

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

something that i miss about childhood? well people don’t ask me what my favorite shape is anymore. adults just don’t do this. it’s a triangle in case you were wondering. you don’t care

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

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